ISBN 1-58939-411-9. $14.95. Softcover. 280 Pages.
Sometimes people say and do things that just make you sit back and wonder. Well, you now hold in your hands, three chapters of pure wonderment! It all begins innocently enough within the womb then guides you on a path of fifth grade laughter and hi-jinx. Each tale contains real life situations that will surely bring a smile to your face. In fact, they're almost therapeutic as they confirm the fact that yes, there is actually someone out there in the world more moronic than yourself! Now isn't that a comforting thought!
Stories from childhood through high school, to a three-year stint with the United States navy, right up to present day, only proves one thing. That years and experience of life mean absolutely nothing if you can't look back on them and have yourself a good hearty laugh! Hopefully some of the stories within this book will help to stir up a few entertaining memories from your own past. Remember
memories are the fuel powering our sanity!
Welcome to Tommy's world!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Thomas Mondello was born and raised in Staten Island, New York, where at an early age, he quickly learned that the road less traveled would be the road of choice for him. Tommy's childhood was a slightly chubby one that was consumed with four-letter cuss words. That's right! The very same ones we all love to use but refuse to admit! This proved to be a unique combination that would pave the way for laughter, and of course, down right embarrassment. (The cornerstone to any fun time!)
As childhood and chubbiness were coming of age, Tommy struggled, but somehow managed to graduate from high school. Then, while still hoping to accomplish something of significance, he decided to join the United States Navy. But, after finding out that the Military was a road that was a well traveled one, they quickly parted ways. Although he did manage to squeeze in a trek to Paris, France, and sip wine with his favorite deceased rock-n-roll hero, Jim Morrison. Finally, something of significance! Post Navy brought Tommy to DeVry Technical School, a job, marriage, brand new four-letter cuss words, and of course
many more hours of laughter and yes, even more embarrassing situations! The mold was truly broken upon Tommy's arrival here on earth.
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